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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. Winston Churchill

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. Winston Churchill

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne! Winston Churchill

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. Winston Churchill

Success is never final. Winston Churchill

It is all right to rat, but you can't re-rat. Winston Churchill

We have a lot of anxieties, and one cancels out another very often. Winston Churchill

In defeat, unbeatable; in victor, unbearable Winston Churchill

The only thing wrong with Christianity is the lack of suffering. Winston Churchill

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober. Winston Churchill

Never does a man portray his character more vividly than when proclaiming the character of another. Winston Churchill

I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents. Winston Churchill

These, Gentlemen, are the opinions upon which I base my facts. Winston Churchill

Sometimes our best is simply not enough.... We have to do what is required. Winston Churchill

There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction. Winston Churchill

Where my reason, imagination or interest were not engaged, I would not or I could not learn. Winston Churchill

Courage is rightly considered the foremost of the virtues, for upon it all others depend. Winston Churchill

Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality. Winston Churchill

A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up. Winston Churchill

I will not pretend that if I had to choose between communism and Nazism I would choose communism. Winston Churchill

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