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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. Winston Churchill
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There is no such thing as a good tax. Winston Churchill
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A joke is a very serious thing. Winston Churchill
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In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice. Winston Churchill
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Eating words has never given me indigestion. Winston Churchill
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. Winston Churchill
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Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection. Winston Churchill
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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. Winston Churchill
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I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. Winston Churchill
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Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times. Winston Churchill
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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Winston Churchill
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. Winston Churchill
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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. Winston Churchill
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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill
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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. Winston Churchill
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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. Winston Churchill
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill
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