Wife Cheating Quotes


I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife Woody Allen

I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. Steven Curtis Chapman

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating? Luis Guzman

Cheating love is just as real as un-cheating love. Dolly Parton

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. Owen Jones

Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch? Anne Grant

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards. Texas Guinan

Yes, I'm married. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies. The fact that I haven't even gotten close to cheating on her is a disappointment to us both. Aziz Ansari

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. Ann Landers

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield

No cheating, clean up your self-induced fear act, and replace it with what you love. Kathryn Budig

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.' Jay Leno

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife. Benjamin Franklin

A journal takes the place of a confidant, that is, of friend or wife; it becomes a substitute for production, a substitute for country and public. It is a grief-cheating device, a mode of escape and withdrawal; but, factotum as it is, though it takes the place of everything, properly speaking it represents nothing at all... Henri Frederic Amiel

There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars cheating on their wives, sex. Courtney Love

Once you have a genuine sense of concern for others, there's no room for cheating, bullying or exploitation. Dalai Lama

In ordinary life, the phenomenology of embodied emotions is an excellent example for dynamic changes between transparency and opacity: You can "directly perceive" that your wife is cheating you, or you can become aware of the possibility that maybe it is you who has a problem, that your "immediate" emotional representation of social reality might actually be a misrepresentation. Thomas Metzinger

Moral crusade: Public activity undertaken by middle-aged men who are cheating on their wives or diddling little boys. Moral crusades are particularly popular among those seeking power for their own personal pleasure, politicians who can't think of anything useful to do with their mandates, and religious professionals suffering from a personal inability to communicate with their god. John Ralston Saul

Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment. Jay Leno



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