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Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff? George Carlin
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If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? George Carlin
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? George Carlin
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"No comment" is a comment. George Carlin
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So far, this is the oldest I've been. George Carlin
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Hooray for most things! George Carlin
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? George Carlin
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An art thief is a man who takes pictures. George Carlin
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. George Carlin
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Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" George Carlin
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A pear is a failed apple. George Carlin
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Professional soldiers are people who die for a living. George Carlin
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But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! George Carlin
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So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. George Carlin
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Cancer research is a growth industry. George Carlin
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. George Carlin
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. George Carlin
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I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow. George Carlin
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. George Carlin
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No one knows what's next, but everybody does it. George Carlin
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