In Soviet Russia Quotes


In Soviet Russia, party always finds you! Yakov Smirnoff

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! Yakov Smirnoff

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you! Yakov Smirnoff

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you! Yakov Smirnoff

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job! Yakov Smirnoff

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you! Yakov Smirnoff

In Soviet-Russia the Jew is forging the tool with which he wants to enslave Europe. Julius Streicher

In a strange way, I expected Russia to become more like America since the Soviet Union collapsed, but the reverse is true. America has become more like Russia: a kleptocratic society. Gary Shteyngart

People in Russia say that those who do not regret the collapse of the Soviet Union have no heart, and those that do regret it have no brain. Vladimir Putin

I got the idea [for Anthem's theme] in my school days, in Soviet Russia, when I heard all the vicious attacks on individualism, and asked myself what the world would be like if men lost the word 'I.' Ayn Rand

It came as a great shock to me when I heard that England and Soviet Russia had become allies. So much so that I thought that the people responsible in London were acting in a manner that no longer coincided with British imperial interests. John Amery

In the event of a victory over Germany by Soviet Russia and England, Bolshevism in Europe would inevitably follow. Under these circumstances I would prefer to see Germany win the war. Pierre Laval

Unlike the former Soviet Union that respected the strength of West, Putin's Russia ignores talk of sanctions, claims land, and supports rebels in Ukraine with impunity. Mike Pence

People do forget there is still a lot of nostalgia in Russia for the Soviet Union. Clarissa Ward

The orthodoxy of America is as rigid as that of Soviet Russia. There is one point of view allowed. If you start a conversation from another point of view, the words dry in your mouth. David Hare

[In Moscow] we got through to [Soviet leaders] Brezhnev and Kosygin on the telephone. I think it was because nobody had ever tried to call them at home before. Ross Perot

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. Frank Zappa

The Democrat Party of the 1980s chose the Soviet Union over Ronald Reagan, in Nicaragua, and in Moscow as well. Now, all of a sudden, they don't like Russia and they don't like the Soviet Union? Rush Limbaugh

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. Yakov Smirnoff

Having lived in a collapsed empire before - I lived in Russia right after the Soviet Union collapsed - you can see a lot of the classic signs of an empire that's on its way out. Matt Taibbi



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