Singing Funny Quotes


For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. Steven Wright

In opera, there is always too much singing. Claude Debussy

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. Josh Groban

Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama. Beyonce Knowles

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing. Charles Bukowski

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. Natasha Leggero

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Steven Wright

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. Kin Hubbard

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' Bob Hope

I hear a lot of people singing in funny voices and singing like they're stupid. Singing in a deliberately fey and dumb and childish way. And I find it to be a disturbing trend. Daryl Hall

Without music, life would be an error. The German imagines even God singing songs Friedrich Nietzsche

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! Britney Spears

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." Johnny Carson

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry. J K Rowling

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' Tommy Cooper

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock

Here are some funny songs, there are some songs that we didn't even remember. I heard this song that Ringo is singing, I still don't know the title of it, but it is got the most amazing lyrics and it's a quite a good production. And quite a good tun George Harrison

When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh. Barry Sonnenfeld

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. Amy Jo Johnson

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity,' but it would be kind of funny. Amy Jo Johnson



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