Seinfeld Quotes George


If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called The George Costanza Show. Norm Macdonald

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Jerry Seinfeld

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets. Jerry Seinfeld

I met the real George Steinbrenner on only one occasion when he actually came and played himself on an episode of 'Seinfeld.' He seemed to really enjoy himself. I did not get to know him, but the fact that he allowed himself and his beloved team to be satirized on our show is an indication to me of his true character. Jason Alexander

Festivus for the Restivus! Jerry Seinfeld

I like definitive things. Jerry Seinfeld

You can be passionate about anything. Jerry Seinfeld

Stand-up is hard. Jerry Seinfeld

I like money, but it's never been about the money. Jerry Seinfeld

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. Jerry Seinfeld

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done. Jerry Seinfeld

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work. Jerry Seinfeld

Why would anybody want a friend? Jerry Seinfeld

There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person. Jerry Seinfeld

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired. Jerry Seinfeld

Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining. Jerry Seinfeld

I am freaking out! I am freaking out Jerry Seinfeld

I am speechless: I have no speech Jerry Seinfeld

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids. Jerry Seinfeld

These pretzels are making me thirsty! Jerry Seinfeld



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