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There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. Fred Allen

Another day gone and no jokes. Flann O'Brien

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke. Thom Yorke

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all. David Rees

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke) Mary E. Pearson

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke) Mary E. Pearson

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. John Roberts

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. George Carlin

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. Hy Gardner

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. Maureen Johnson

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. Steve Wozniak

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. Busy Philipps

Donald Trump was very receptive. Funny. Cracked some jokes. And understand it very well. And said he was in that he would work with us. Jim Brown

I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny. Aaron Mcgruder

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. Oscar Wilde

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. Robert Breault

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx



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