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There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. Fred Allen
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Another day gone and no jokes. Flann O'Brien
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones
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I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke. Thom Yorke
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I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all. David Rees
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Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke) Mary E. Pearson
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Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke) Mary E. Pearson
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I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. John Roberts
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The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. George Carlin
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. Hy Gardner
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It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. Maureen Johnson
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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault
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I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. Steve Wozniak
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As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. Busy Philipps
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Donald Trump was very receptive. Funny. Cracked some jokes. And understand it very well. And said he was in that he would work with us. Jim Brown
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I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny. Aaron Mcgruder
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. Oscar Wilde
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There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. Robert Breault
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx
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