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Life's a short trip. You'll find out. Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! Rodney Dangerfield
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School is a place were you go to eat your lunch Rodney Dangerfield
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Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act. Rodney Dangerfield
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There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows. Rodney Dangerfield
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I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck. Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look... twins! Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield
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I have good looking kids; thank god my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield
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They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another. Rodney Dangerfield
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Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution. Rodney Dangerfield
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Rodney Dangerfield
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Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. Rodney Dangerfield
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People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon . Rodney Dangerfield
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