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People seldom live up to their baby pictures. Rodney Dangerfield

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with. Rodney Dangerfield

Life's a short trip. You'll find out. Rodney Dangerfield

There goes the neighborhood. Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect! Rodney Dangerfield

I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide. Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am. Rodney Dangerfield

Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act. Rodney Dangerfield

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows. Rodney Dangerfield

I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck. Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it. Rodney Dangerfield

I can't get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield

At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind. Rodney Dangerfield

my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield

I have good looking kids; thank god my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield

School is a place were you go to eat your lunch Rodney Dangerfield

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