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People seldom live up to their baby pictures. Rodney Dangerfield
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I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with. Rodney Dangerfield
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Life's a short trip. You'll find out. Rodney Dangerfield
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There goes the neighborhood. Rodney Dangerfield
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I don't get no respect! Rodney Dangerfield
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I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide. Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am. Rodney Dangerfield
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Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act. Rodney Dangerfield
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There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows. Rodney Dangerfield
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I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck. Rodney Dangerfield
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it. Rodney Dangerfield
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I can't get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield
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At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind. Rodney Dangerfield
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my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! Rodney Dangerfield
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield
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I have good looking kids; thank god my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield
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School is a place were you go to eat your lunch Rodney Dangerfield
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