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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. George Burns
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I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. George Burns
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns
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Life's but a day at most. George Burns
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Say Goodnight Gracie. George Burns
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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. George Burns
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. George Burns
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I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. George Burns
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. George Burns
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I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else... I never lied better. George Burns
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I get a standing ovation just standing George Burns
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How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything. George Burns
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I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides. George Burns
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I'd rather be over the hill than under it. George Burns
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Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang. George Burns
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I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. George Burns
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George Burns
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The main thing about acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
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Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city. George Burns
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