Quotes George Burns


When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. George Burns

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. George Burns

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns

Life's but a day at most. George Burns

Say Goodnight Gracie. George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. George Burns

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. George Burns

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. George Burns

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. George Burns

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else... I never lied better. George Burns

I get a standing ovation just standing George Burns

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything. George Burns

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides. George Burns

I'd rather be over the hill than under it. George Burns

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang. George Burns

I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. George Burns

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George Burns

The main thing about acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns

Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city. George Burns



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