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Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. George Will
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Democracy is not about protests. Democracy is about meetings. David Frum
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I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Jonathan Safran Foer
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I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. Carl Icahn
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I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings. Jonah Goldberg
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I am disabled, so I can't travel, and I have not been to any development meetings, but Gary and the others affiliated with the film keep me updated on everything. Laura Hillenbrand
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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything. Thomas Sowell
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Be ruthless about protecting writing days, i.e., do not cave in to endless requests to have "essential" and "long overdue" meetings on those days. The funny thing is that, although writing has been my actual job for several years now, I still seem to have to fight for time in which to do it. Some people do not seem to grasp that I still have to sit down in peace and write the books, apparently believing that they pop up like mushrooms without my connivance. I must therefore guard the time allotted to writing as a Hungarian Horntail guards its firstborn egg. J K Rowling
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
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Engaging people is about meeting their needs, not yours Tony Robbins
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Meeting writers is always so disappointing. I got over wanting to meet live writers quite a long time ago. There is this terrific book that has changed your life, and then you meet the author, and he has shifty eyes and funny shoes and he won't talk about anything except the injustice of the United States income tax structure toward people with fluctuating income, or how to breed Black Angus cows, or something. Ursula K Le Guin
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Don't have any meetings about your web strategy. Just do stuff. First you have to fail, then you can improve. Seth Godin
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You win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month. I had a lot of meetings. Chris Wedge
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Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. Douglas Coupland
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Recovery is about purpose and meaning in life, not "sobriety" and meetings. Stanton Peele
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Real entrepreneurs do what they say they're going to do, wannabes ask about it and have tons and tons of coffee meetings. Brian Wong
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name! Robert Orben
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I never had meetings with Russian operatives or Russian intermediaries about the [Donald] Trump campaign. Jeff Sessions
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The story [of Allied ] itself is the story I wrote, and that's what's great about Bob [Zemeckis ]. You have meetings, but it's meetings for clarity, not to change what they're saying or doing. He takes what's on the page and executes it so brilliantly. Steven Knight
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I felt uneasy about making the rapid decisions I have always made, and wondered whether every decision should be formally ratified and minuted at a board meeting. Richard Branson
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