Funny Quotes About Meetings



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Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. George Will
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I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Jonathan Safran Foer
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I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. Carl Icahn
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I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings. Jonah Goldberg
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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything. Thomas Sowell
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Be ruthless about protecting writing days, i.e., do not cave in to endless requests to have "essential" and "long overdue" meetings on those days. The funny thing is that, although writing has been my actual job for several years now, I still seem to have to fight for time in which to do it. Some people do not seem to grasp that I still have to sit down in peace and write the books, apparently believing that they pop up like mushrooms without my connivance. I must therefore guard the time allotted to writing as a Hungarian Horntail guards its firstborn egg. J K Rowling
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
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Meeting writers is always so disappointing. I got over wanting to meet live writers quite a long time ago. There is this terrific book that has changed your life, and then you meet the author, and he has shifty eyes and funny shoes and he won't talk about anything except the injustice of the United States income tax structure toward people with fluctuating income, or how to breed Black Angus cows, or something. Ursula K Le Guin
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You win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month. I had a lot of meetings. Chris Wedge
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Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. Douglas Coupland
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Don't have any meetings about your web strategy. Just do stuff. First you have to fail, then you can improve. Seth Godin
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Real entrepreneurs do what they say they're going to do, wannabes ask about it and have tons and tons of coffee meetings. Brian Wong
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One of the things that struck me as unique about Hollywood is that I never had bad meetings. There were all enthusiastic, but meaninglessly enthusiastic. Mark Leyner
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Recovery is about purpose and meaning in life, not "sobriety" and meetings. Stanton Peele
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I felt uneasy about making the rapid decisions I have always made, and wondered whether every decision should be formally ratified and minuted at a board meeting. Richard Branson
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle
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I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office. George W Bush
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It's weird to be called a celebrity or talk about it. I don't talk about being a celebrity in my business meetings. I don't talk about it with my friends. It's not a part of my life. It's a media perception of who I am. Mary-Kate Olsen
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It's not about the church meeting your needs; it's about joining the mission of God's people to meet the world's needs. Brian D. McLaren
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Excellence isn't about meeting the spec, it's about setting the spec. Seth Godin
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