Pale Jim Gaffigan Quotes



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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. Jim Gaffigan

I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no. Jim Gaffigan

We tend to outdo ourselves. Jim Gaffigan

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow. Jim Gaffigan

Cancer is always funny. Jim Gaffigan

I've been outed as a Christian. Jim Gaffigan

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan

Why so pale and wan, fond lover, Prithee, why so pale? Will, when looking well can't move her, Looking ill prevail? Prithee, why so pale? John Suckling

The guilty are alarmed and turn pale at the slightest thunder. Juvenal

God hath yoked to guilt her pale tormentor,-misery. William C Bryant

You can't be angsty all day or else it becomes a sort of pale angst. Jim Broadbent

The question is the primary form of communication for little kids. Jim Gaffigan

What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? Jim Gaffigan

I like to think of bread as really bland cake. Jim Gaffigan

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape. Jim Gaffigan

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. Jim Gaffigan

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon. Jim Gaffigan

You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best? Jim Gaffigan

You know, I want to teach, but I don't want to read? Jim Gaffigan

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