Pale Jim Gaffigan Quotes



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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. Jim Gaffigan
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. Jim Gaffigan
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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. Jim Gaffigan
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I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no. Jim Gaffigan
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Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan
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We tend to outdo ourselves. Jim Gaffigan
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My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow. Jim Gaffigan
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Cancer is always funny. Jim Gaffigan
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I've been outed as a Christian. Jim Gaffigan
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I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan. Nicole Richie
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The guilty are alarmed and turn pale at the slightest thunder. Juvenal
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You can't be angsty all day or else it becomes a sort of pale angst. Jim Broadbent
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Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. Jim Gaffigan
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You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best? Jim Gaffigan
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You know, I want to teach, but I don't want to read? Jim Gaffigan
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Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. Jim Gaffigan
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Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan
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What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? Jim Gaffigan
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You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan
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