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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo Dana Rosemary Scallon
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Anthony
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If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. Katharine Hepburn
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Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Fuldheim
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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. Pablo Picasso
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. Steven Wright
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The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties. Arthur Schopenhauer
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. Mark Twain
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben
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Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. Molly Keane
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Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know. Andy Borowitz
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Euripides
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Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. Margaret Fuller
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