Funny Old Birthday Quotes



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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Euripides
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Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. Margaret Fuller
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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo Dana Rosemary Scallon
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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. George Harrison
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. Sammy Hagar
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese Luis Bunuel
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Anthony
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. Malcolm Cowley
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All that I know I learned after I was thirty. Georges Clemenceau
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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. Jim Eason
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. Jean Paul
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Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. Anna Magnani
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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. Frank Sinatra
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