Meetings Humor Quotes


The oil and wine of merry meeting. Washington Irving

This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them. George W Bush

Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting. Washington Irving

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. Washington Irving

The binders, the charts, the grids may seem formidable, but the meetings themselves are built around informality, trust, emotion and humor. Jack Welch

[O]rganized violence punctuated by committee meetings. George Will

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp

A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything. Cynthia Heimel

Secretary of State Clinton dared Iran on Monday to let her hold a town hall meeting in Tehran. That's telling 'em. If the ayatollahs had a sense of humor, they'd call her bluff. Mark Steyn

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. Thomas Wentworth Higginson

The longer the meeting, the less is accomplished. Tim Cook

Between the two, the nationalist and the imperialist, there is no meeting ground. Mahatma Gandhi

We cannot allow violence from militant activists to dictate where and how democratically elected state leaders hold their meetings. Otto Schily

God doesn't need to have emergency meetings. He's never gathered the Trinity and asked 'What happened there'. Matt Chandler

A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable. Billy Graham

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. Langston Hughes

Potluck Supper with Meeting to Follow is a marvel, deftly examining the connections between art and everyday life. Andy Sturdevant's lively, unique inquiries into trust fund kids, co-opted flags, gubernatorial portraits, art in second-tier cities, and Upper Midwestern esoterica, brim with both wit and humor. Joe Meno

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. Langston Hughes

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. Thomas Jefferson



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