Long Hair Funny Quotes


Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie

You have to keep your long hair. Nick Jonas

I had long hair when I was a teenager. Beck

I've had long hair, I've had short hair, and I've had in between hair... and its all good. Morena Baccarin

People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" Mitch Hedberg

For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality. Madonna Ciccone

I find hair things really hard because I can't do my own hair. The only thing I use for my hair is a Tangle Teezer. It's the best thing ever for everyone that has long hair. Lara Stone

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Jennifer Aniston

Extensions is you suddenly have long hair when you have short hair, and you can sleep with it and you have it forever, as long as you want to. Nina Hagen

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me. Andy Lau

Hair long, money long. Me and broke niggas, we dont get along. 2 Chainz

What we want most is to be held...and told..that everything (everything is a funny thing, is baby milk and papa's eyes, is roaring logs on a cold morning, is hoot owls and the boy who makes you cry after school, is mama's long hair, is being afraid and twisted faces on the bedroom wall)...is going to be alright. Truman Capote

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck. David Allan Coe

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right? Alex Riley

I'm much more conspicuous having long hair than I will be with it short. Bess Truman

Beethoven and Liszt have contributed to the advent of long hair. Louis Moreau Gottschalk

Red hair is my life long sorrow. Lucy Maud Montgomery

I always had long hair. When you lose it, you realise just how important it is to your identity. Delta Goodrem

The Beatles set the rules. And the rules were: now just because we have long hair doesn't mean that we're rebellious. Davy Jones

I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted. Charles Manson



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