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I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League. Tucker Max

The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game. Chuck Tanner

You need a name." I covered the receiver for a moment. "We need a team name." "Hunters," Raphael said. "Valiant Knights of the Fur," Dali said. "Justice Group," Jim said. "Since Justice League is taken." "Fools." Doolittle shook his head. "Fools," I said into the receiver. Ilona Andrews

Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes. Josh Howard

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. Patricia Schroeder

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. Phil Linz

It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles." Sonia Johnson

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league. Mark Viduka

When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell

You know how you just don't like guys on the other team sometimes? It's funny because growing up I loved Roger (Clemens), loved to watch Roger pitch. Then when I was first in the big leagues and he was for the other team, I hated him. Andy Pettitte

Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice! Charlotte Mary Yonge

I have more critics than Hitler. Beau Ryan

I was always a big Justice League fan. I always loved Batman, Superman - I have a weird Martian Manhunter fixation. David Liss

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave. Casey Stengel

To win the Champions League with Porto, you have to be tactically acute Paul Merson

I guess that's what Little League is all about - trying. Nolan Ryan

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs. Bob Uecker

When the Champions League is at stake, ... you do everything you can, whether it's called gamesmanship or cheating, to put the opposition off. Jamie Carragher

I won't lie, I want to play in the Champions League and challenge for titles, Pepe Reina

He's the best centre in the game I think, definitely the best in the Super League by far. Thomas Leuluai

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