Joke Quotes


The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you. Bo Burnham

When I'm writing columns, it's - all I'm thinking about is jokes, joke, joke, joke, setup, punch line, joke, joke, joke. And I really don't care where it goes. Dave Barry

'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke. Alison Brie

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times. Jesse Ventura

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. Michael Scott

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth ... Storm Jameson

Living is a pretty grim joke, but a joke just the same. L Ron Hubbard

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. Billie Joe Armstrong

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells. Hilary Mantel

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs. Michael Crawford

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke. Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke. Eric Andre

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet. Oliver Herford

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke. Will Rogers

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Fadiman

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. Judy Gold

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything. Kristanna Loken

Slavery is nothing to joke about. The history of this nation's involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off in a joke. Douglas Wilder



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