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My epiglottis is full of bees! Jeremy Clarkson

Mandela Just Doesn't Deserve His Pedestal, p. 239 Jeremy Clarkson

The Unhappiest People on Earth? You'd never guess, p. 259 Jeremy Clarkson

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases. Jeremy Clarkson

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius. Jeremy Clarkson

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going. Jeremy Clarkson

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. Jeremy Clarkson

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Jeremy Clarkson

Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Jeremy Clarkson

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette Jeremy Clarkson

I"d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. Jeremy Clarkson

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous. Jeremy Clarkson

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed! Jeremy Clarkson

I'm a horse of a man! Jeremy Clarkson

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded! Jeremy Clarkson

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults! Jeremy Clarkson

The engine sounds like Victorian plumbing - it looks like Victorian plumbing as well, to be honest. Jeremy Clarkson

He genuinely looked terrified. The poor man, he's actually seen the books. In England we have this one-eyed Scottish idiot. Jeremy Clarkson

A Murderous Fox Has Made Me Shoot David Beckham, p. 161 Jeremy Clarkson

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