Ironing Board Quotes



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A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel. Erma Bombeck

Sophia Loren is the embodiment of what a woman should be - the epitome of femaleness. Most of the young people today are just ironing boards. Rona Barrett

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller

Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Daniel Radcliffe

Radio, sewing machine, bookends, ironing board and that great big piano lamp - peace, that's what I like. Butterbean vines planted all along the front where the strings are. Eudora Welty

Time passes and the pain begins to roll in and out as though it's a woman standing at an ironing board, passing the iron back and forth, back and forth across a white tablecloth. Audrey Niffenegger

Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them. Daniel Radcliffe

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. Jenny Eclair

In Sardinia one summer my best friend Marisa Berenson and I ironed each other's hair. We used a hot laundry iron and took turns putting our hair on the ironing board, literally ironing it. That's a recipe for straightening that may be highly successful, but is definitely not recommended. Diane Von Furstenberg

One Direction have to do their own ironing you don't see Take That doing their own ironing! Liam Payne

Time passes and the pain begins to roll in and out as though it's a woman standing at an ironing board, passing the iron back and forth, back and forth across a white tablecloth. Audrey Niffenegger

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended. Charlotte Perkins Gilman

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. Nancie J. Carmody

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" Henny Youngman

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place. Sandra Bullock

I think every responsible public board at every board meeting should be discussing succession. And, of course, Walmart has a very mature board: our chairman Rob Walton and other members. So succession is an ongoing. I think when I first joined the board of directors, it was discussed then. And it's discussed at every board meeting continually. Mike Duke

Board meetings should not be for the benefit of the board. They should be for the benefit of the CEO and the senior team. Fred Wilson

At IMVU, we opened up our board meetings to the whole company. Eric Ries

Most innovative little board game since Chess. Michael A. Stackpole

I wasn't getting invited to any board meetings. I had to kick the door down. Don King

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