Hypocrisy Quotes George Carlin


Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? George Carlin

"No comment" is a comment. George Carlin

So far, this is the oldest I've been. George Carlin

Hooray for most things! George Carlin

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? George Carlin

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. George Carlin

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. George Carlin

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" George Carlin

A pear is a failed apple. George Carlin

Professional soldiers are people who die for a living. George Carlin

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! George Carlin

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. George Carlin

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste. George Bernard Shaw

If you prefer illusions to realities, it is only because all decent realities have eluded you and left you in the lurch; or else your contempt for the world is mere hypocrisy and funk. George Santayana

Cancer research is a growth industry. George Carlin

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. George Carlin

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. George Carlin

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow. George Carlin

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. George Carlin

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it. George Carlin



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