Humorous Quotes On Aging



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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. Jules Feiffer
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. Truman Capote
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If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. James A Garfield
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin
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Aging on camera is just very hard. I love my age. I feel good about myself but high definition television is not kind. You don't even look like yourself in high-def. It just makes every little line on your face more exaggerated so it ends up aging you. It's like you're watching yourself seven years older. Lisa Edelstein
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One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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As life runs on, the road grows strange with faces new - and near the end. The milestones into headstones change, Neath every one a friend. James Russell Lowell
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I don't even know what street Canada is on. Al Capone
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The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis. Leon Edel
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce. Winston Churchill
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin
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Take motherhood: nobody ever thought of putting it on a moral pedestal until some brash feminists pointed out, about a century ago, that the pay is lousy and the career ladder nonexistent. Barbara Ehrenreich
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx
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I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. Max Cannon
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No man is ever old enough to know better. Holbrook Jackson
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
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