Humorous Quotes On Aging



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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings Jay London
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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do" Robert Breault
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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. Jules Feiffer
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Kin Hubbard
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns
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I rant, therefore I am Dennis Miller
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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. Oscar Wilde
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' Claude Pepper
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P G Wodehouse
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. Saint Augustine
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You are never too old to become younger! Mae West
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Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains. Winston Churchill
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The business is built on slowing or even stopping the aging process. William Devane
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do. Golda Meir
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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. Constance Rourke
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain
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