Hospitality Industry Jokes


The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. they had become stories Stephen Chbosky

There are probably close to a million people in the hospitality industry here in the United States, and there are probably only a few hundred opportunities in the food media industry. Curtis Stone

You always get that one customer that decides that your name is boy. Or something. It certainly reinforces a respect I already had for people that are in the hospitality industry. Ryan Reynolds

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. Al Capone

On behalf of my native Japan, I am grateful to the culinary community and hospitality industry for working together to raise much-needed funds to aid the tsunami and earthquake victims. Masaharu Morimoto

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. Jon Stewart

I'd love to get into the hospitality industry, but I just don't have the time. Gautam Singhania

If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in love and jokes. Horace

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. Jack Ketchum

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke) Mary E. Pearson

Next thing you know, we're like the computer people for the movie industry in the Twin Cities Robert Stephens

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry. Trent Reznor

We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor. Lance Bass

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven't done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means. Milton Jones

The computer industry is creatively bankrupt. Jonathan Ive

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers

These, then, are the qualities of my ideal diplomatist. Truth, accuracy, calm, patience, good temper, modesty and loyalty. They are also the qualities of an ideal diplomacy. But, the reader may object, you have forgotten intelligence, knowledge, discernment, prudence, hospitality, charm, industry, courage and even tact. I have not forgotten them. I have taken them for granted. Harold Nicolson

The Communists claim that they liberated the Russian people. Yet, when the Great Patriotic War began, these same Russians greeted their foreign invaders with tears, with flowers and with enthusiastic hospitality. What can have brought them to the point at which they would greet even Hitler as their saviour and liberator? Viktor Suvorov

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. Alexander Pope

You know, as a woman, it is tough to get to the top - like to get to that respected level in this industry - in any industry, I think. Jessie J



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