Hilarious College Quotes


College is a refuge from hasty judgment. Robert Frost

If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted. Mindy Kaling

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. Jay London

I thought Europe was a country? Kellie Pickler

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. Steve Spurrier

Compassion is a college education. It's a doctorate. Krishna Das

Your college education is a key moment in life. Robert Greene

I loved the college experience of studying. Bradley Cooper

I've had tendinitis since college. Michael Jordan

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something. Dennis Rodman

I went to college. West Point is technically a college. Lee Child

I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star. Natalie Portman

I have listened to college radio quite a lot. I never went to college, so actually the college radio station is sort of like the closest I got to some kind of college experience. Andrew W.K.

I'd rather be smart than a movie star. Natalie Portman

I would certainly make the attendance in college paid for, at least at a community college level or a state - you know, a sponsored university level so that if you wanted to go to college and if you had the grades - you might not go to Harvard - but you went to college. Mitch Albom

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. Bob Thaves

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen Degeneres

A conclusion is the place you get to when you're tired of thinking. Jill Shalvis

I wanted to be a classical actress. I plodded along. I went to junior college in San Francisco, I was in a Repertory Company. My hero was Eva Le Gallienne, who was a great theater actress at the turn of the century who created her own company, and she wrote these hilarious autobiographies at the time. Annette Bening

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!" Robin Williams



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