Getting Old on Birthday Quotes


You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. Sammy Hagar

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it. Arthur Schopenhauer

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese Luis Bunuel

I'm not getting old. I'm getting better. Shirley Bassey

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Fuldheim

There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do. Golda Meir

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Mark Twain

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Arthur Schopenhauer

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Anthony

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Tom Wilson

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Chili Davis

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. Menachem Mendel Schneerson

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny



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