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Think off-center. George Carlin
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We created god in our own image and likeness! George Carlin
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Everything beeps now. George Carlin
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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids George Carlin
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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. George Carlin
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Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went? George Carlin
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You never see a smiling runner. George Carlin
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I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius. George Carlin
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The coke made me incredibly horny. George Carlin
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Jesus was a cross-dresser. George Carlin
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Your home is your refuge. George Carlin
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard George Carlin
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? George Carlin
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"No comment" is a comment. George Carlin
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So far, this is the oldest I've been. George Carlin
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Hooray for most things! George Carlin
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? George Carlin
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An art thief is a man who takes pictures. George Carlin
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. George Carlin
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Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" George Carlin
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