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Think off-center. George Carlin
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Everything beeps now. George Carlin
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We created god in our own image and likeness! George Carlin
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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids George Carlin
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Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went? George Carlin
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You never see a smiling runner. George Carlin
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I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius. George Carlin
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The coke made me incredibly horny. George Carlin
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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. George Carlin
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Life is a series of dogs. George Carlin
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She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across. George Carlin
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If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed. George Carlin
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Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. George Carlin
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It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. George Carlin
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. George Carlin
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Tits always look better in a pink sweater. George Carlin
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? George Carlin
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The status quo sucks. George Carlin
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? George Carlin
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? George Carlin
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