Funny Whisper Quotes


I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. David Brenner

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. Drake

The fall of a leaf is a whisper to the living. Proverbs

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. Errol Flynn

Let me call you Sweetheart I'm in love with you. Let me hear you whisper that you love me too. Beth Slater Whitson

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright

I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony. Anne Lamott

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin

We cannot be kind to each other here for an hour; We whisper, and hint, and chuckle, and grin at a brother's shame; However we brave it out, we men are a little breed. Alfred Tennyson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

Funny is funny is funny. Bob Newhart

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift. Niecy Nash

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. Ed Wynn

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny Nora Dunn

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller



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