Funny Vacation Signs


For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. Woody Allen

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. Morris Fishbein

Make your Vacation into Vacation and you will not have to work a single day. Nicholas Lore

I met a lot of people in Europe. I even encountered myself. James A Baldwin

You don't need a vacation when there's nothing to escape from. Jason Mraz

I need a six month vacation twice a year. Pete MacArthur

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. Kin Hubbard

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time. David Brenner

Let your memory be your travel bag. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. Florida Scott-Maxwell

Unleash your TRAVEL BEAST .... explore the world. It's time to begin your next adventure! No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. Elbert Hubbard

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. Maureen Johnson

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. Trey Parker

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. Ronald Reagan

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. Mark Twain

One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag. The same applies to other "is"-statements such as "Laughter is an instant vacation" Alfred Korzybski

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. Sam Ewing

Traveling is not just seeing the new; it is also leaving behind. Not just opening doors; also closing them behind you, never to return. But the place you have left forever is always there for you to see whenever you shut your eyes. Jan Myrdal

To get away from one's working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one's self; and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change. Charles Horton Cooley

Travel not only stirs the blood. . . It also gives strength to the spirit. Florence Prag Kahn



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