Funny Spy Quotes


I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me. Elizabeth Hurley

Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies. Jane Austen

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth. Matt Nix

Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!" Mitch Hedberg

A funny thing happened on the way to utopia: We've turned into this surveillance society and become a race of spies, where we track our kids and we track our spouses and we track our friends. I think very soon there will be an obsolescence of trust, because it's much easier to access a person's location than it is to ask - or to trust. Dave Eggers

All seems infected that the infected spy, As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye. Alexander Pope

I spy with my little eye a great story. John Green

It's the oldest question of all, George. Who can spy on the spies? John Le Carre

I read a lot of books for information, like doctor books, spy books. . . . William S Burroughs

I always liked spy stories. Walter Wager

I probably read Harriet the Spy about 70,000 times. Alison Bechdel

I invented the historical spy novel. Alan Furst

Spy plots are hard, really hard. Rashida Jones

The Spy Act prohibits keystroke logging, hijacking, and phishing. Cliff Stearns

Being a filmmaker is kind of like being a glorified spy. Jehane Noujaim

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite? George Carlin

Turns out, you can take the girl out of the spy school, but you can never take the spy school out of the girl. Ally Carter

What is a Gallagher Girl? She's a genius, a scientist, a heroine, a spy... a Gallagher Girl is whatever she wants to be. Ally Carter

For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright



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