Funny Sayings and Quotes Peace


The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that 'Bush is Hitler,' forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler. Dennis Miller

We should have much more peace if we would not busy ourselves with the sayings and doings of others. Thomas A Kempis

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding Elvis Costello

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. Robert Breault

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. Jelly Roll Morton

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding Nick Lowe

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time. Lyndon B Johnson

Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say that we know what the other sex is all about, but is that really true? Perhaps the following witty, funny quotes and sayings can help simplify things down about men. Indira Gandhi

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. Bill Cosby

For those who believe in the quote, Laughter is the best medicine and are looking for a divorce quote on the lighter side, the following divorce sayings range from mildly humorous to outrageously funny: Men are just like a book - with a beginning, middle and an end. Pamela Anderson

I am pretty sure that we err in treating these sayings as paradoxes. It would be nearer the truth to say that it is life itself which is paradoxical and that the sayings of Jesus are simply a recognition of that fact. Thomas Taylor

There was never a wise saying that couldn't be made wiser by adding the words, "and vice-versa. Robert Breault

I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves. Jack Handey

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? Stanislaw Lem

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? James Patterson

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with. Jack Handey

Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace. Pope Francis



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