Funny Sassy Quotes


I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person. Denise Bidot

Frailty, thy name is woman! William Shakespeare

Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. H L Mencken

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. Ann Landers

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. Benjamin Franklin

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing. Wanda Sykes

Always remember you're unique Just like everyone else. Cheyenne McCray

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West

Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend. Annie Parisse

I love the sassy skinnies; that's what I usually wear. Jenna Ushkowitz

I don't know, I like the word sassy. Kat Dennings

Avaunt, you cullions! William Shakespeare

Girlchild . . . unfolds a compelling, layered narrative told by a protagonist with a voice so fresh, original, and funny you'll be in awe. This novel rocks . . . In Girlchild Tupelo Hassman has created a character you'll never forget. Rory Dawn Hendrix of the Calle has as precocious and endearing a voice as Holden Caulfield of Central Park. When you finish this novel, your sorrow at turning the last page will be eased by your excitement at what this sassy, talented author will do next. Mameve Medwed

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong

More of your conversation would infect my brain. William Shakespeare

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave. William Shakespeare

Thou whoreson, senseless villain! William Shakespeare



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