Funny Sassy Quotes for Women


Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. H L Mencken

Always remember you're unique Just like everyone else. Cheyenne McCray

The nineties as a pop cultural sphere was a really fertile time for feminism that was grounded and located in popular culture. I'm talking about before the Spice Girls - Sassy Magazine, riot grrrl, the Beastie Boys, Nirvana. You had this alternative culture that was very much speaking up on behalf of women and in favor of women. Andi Zeisler

I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person. Denise Bidot

Women loved that part 'cause K.C. was just sassy. Marg Helgenberger

You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. William Shakespeare

Take you me for a sponge? William Shakespeare

Thou unfit for any place but hell. William Shakespeare

There are very few shows that show women talking like strong, sassy women. Do you know what I mean? Sex and the City started doing that, and that was why that was such a huge hit. Katie Aselton

Frailty, thy name is woman! William Shakespeare

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water! Eleanor Roosevelt

When I started, it was all meter maids or the sassy nurse, or the sassy receptionist in the hospital. And I felt like: Are those the only jobs that large, black women have? Retta

For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient. Jennifer Donnelly

There are expectations in how you play your character as a black woman, to be sassy and the same kind of feel, as if there are no quirky black women. I struggle with those things constantly, trying to add dimension to my work, and that's the goal, too. Nicole Beharie

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great. Paul Feig

I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. Amy Poehler

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. Helen Rowland



Funny Sassy Quotes for Women, Sassy Quotes for Women, Funny Sassy Quotes, Sassy Quotes About Strong Women, Cute Funny Quotes for Women, Funny 40th Birthday Quotes for Women, Funny Attitude Quotes for Women, Funny Birthday Quotes for Women, Funny Divorce Quotes for Women, Funny Drinking Quotes for Women, Funny Encouraging Quotes for Women, Funny Fitness Quotes for Women, Funny Inspirational Quotes for Women, Funny Jealousy Quotes for Women, Funny Relaxation Quotes for Women, Funny Retirement Quotes for Women, Funny Running Quotes for Women, Funny Uplifting Quotes for Women, Funny Wine Quotes for Women, Great-Quotes for Women Funny,