Funny Regret Quotes


My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. Ernest Hemingway

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen

I am only human, although I regret it. Mark Twain

Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead. Oscar Wilde

The one thing I regret was that my work required an enormous amount of my time, and a lot of travel. Neil Armstrong

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. Denis Leary

Dana Carvey is hilarious. He's a really, really funny, talented guy. You know, I can't think of anything I've ever done that I regret doing, and I certainly don't regret doing Master Of Disguise, because I got to hang around Dana. Brent Spiner

I never regret anything I do. It's part of who I am now, and I like who I am now. Alanis Morissette

Am I going to regret leaving Wall Street? No. Will I regret missing the beginning of the Internet? Yes. Jeff Bezos

In life you don't regret the things you do, you regret the things you don't do. Hugh Jackman

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. Sean William Scott

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock." Ernest Hemingway

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J Edgar Hoover

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. Al Gore

Never regret your past. Accept it as the teacher that it is. Robin S. Sharma

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor. Charles Barkley

I don't regret what happened there. Osama Bin Laden

I regret. I apologize. I blame myself. I continue as before. Mason Cooley

I regret the unhappiness of princes who are slaves to forms and fettered by caution. Elizabeth I

I never talked about architecture with my father, which I regret Bernard Tschumi



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