Funny Quotes That Are Clean



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I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air. Carrie Nation

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. Erma Bombeck

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they'll spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard. Jeff Foxworthy

I've never said, 'I'm squeaky clean.' It's always the people who project that image that are hiding something. No one's squeaky clean. Rick Springfield

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz

The best things in life are clean living, good works, and big saphires. And not in that order. Lauren Bacall

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Mark Twain

There are potentially hundreds of billion dollars, potentially more, that could be saved by moving to a clean energy system. Studies [on healthier diet] show those savings, in fact, are enough to pay the costs of creating 100% clean renewable energy. Jill Stein

You're kidding, right?" Ezra barked. "We're not just going to wait." "I suppose we could help people clean up a bit," "Girl!" Ezra called out. "Big eyes!" Winter turned from what she was looking at. "Are you talking to me? Obert Skye

All that hoops are good for is to clean dirty shoes and keep fellows at a distance. Samuel Richardson

I have noticed that rooms which are extra clean feel extra cold Dodie Smith

You are the Golden Witnessing Screen. Meditation is the effortless effort to keep that screen clean, clear and perfect. Amit Ray

We are reflectors, and as reflectors we have one duty and that is to stay clean or we won't reflect Jesus. David Jeremiah

There is no systematic corruption in FIFA. That is nonsense. We are financially clean and clear. Sepp Blatter

Tom Ford once told me that he found French women sexier than American ones. He said: Americans are too clean . . . I took no offense. Linda Wells

Environmentalists and clean energy champions should stop telling people that we are working for "sustainability," which nobody understands. Van Jones

There are 80,000 jobs in the wind energy industry right now. And you can quadruple that number, if you have the right policy in place to promote clean energy. Van Jones

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean. Jon Heder

All good, clean stories are melodrama; it's just the set of devices that determines how you show or hide it. Baz Luhrmann

Meditation is like taking a shower. You are going to wash all the dirt off that you have picked up since your last shower and be clean. Frederick Lenz

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