Funny Quotes About Hair


Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. Harold Ramis

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. Robert Frost

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts. Garry Shandling

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Jennifer Aniston

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange. Gerald R Ford

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. Natasha Leggero

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous. Daniel Bryan

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights Jay London

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Clinton

Gray hair is God's graffiti. Bill Cosby

It's funny to see my friends going through that middle-age thing about losing their hair. I went through it in college. They all say, "Oh my God, I'm getting old. I'm never getting laid again." Shut up. Yes, you are. Kenny Chesney

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die. Denis Leary

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. Taylor Swift

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. Dylan Moran

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. Coco Chanel

The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see you, and you can still deliver the same great product. Elizabeth Gillies

The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair. Keeley Hawes

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit? Garry Shandling

Hair is about when you're younger. I am my hair. Lady Gaga

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. Danica Mckellar



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