Funny Quotes About Hair Loss


There's a weird thing about me and characters with hair, from Ariel or Pocahontas to Tarzan with his dreadlocks and now Rapunzel... it's like I'm trying to make up for some loss in my life, I don't know what that is. Glen Keane

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. Shelley Winters

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. Harold Ramis

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human. Bruce Willis

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. Robert Frost

I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts. Garry Shandling

Like cellulite creams or hair-loss tonics, capital punishment is one of those panaceas that isn't. Only it costs a whole lot more. Anna Quindlen

They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy. David Sedaris

The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher. Frankie Boyle

The loss of body hair is interesting to anthropologists, because it is a feature that distinguishes us from our nearest living relatives, chimpanzees. They have body hair, we don't. Mark Stoneking

Why should Americans go on with their lives as normal, worrying about calories and hair loss, while other people are worrying about where they are going to get their next piece of bread? Norman Finkelstein

Years ago when I got stuck, I'd start twirling my hair. That's not possible anymore. I can't prove the relationship between writing and hair loss, but I think I pulled out a fair amount trying to work on certain sentences. Eric Schlosser

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Jennifer Aniston

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr

You do not lament the loss of hair of one who has been beheaded. Joseph Stalin

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Elizabeth Berg

[On hair loss:] I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out Silvio Berlusconi

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss. John Madden

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange. Gerald R Ford



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