Funny Quotes About China


I guess you heard about this; the U.S. Olympic Committee is coming under fire after it was revealed that the uniforms for Team USA to be worn in the opening ceremony were made in China. Turns out they were made by some of the same kids who could beat us in gymnastics. That's the worst part. Jay Leno

I'm not as bearish as many others about China. Why? Because China must grow. So I am far more optimistic about China. Joe Hockey

The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time David Coleman

in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you Bill Gates

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass! Stephen Colbert

The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones. Dave Barry

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. Thomas Friedman

Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his 1984 visit to China, where he met for more than three hours with Mao Zedong before realizing that Mao was dead. Dave Barry

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. H L Mencken

Just about everything I own was made in China. Just about everything you own was made in China, too. Timothy Noah

I have read more about Oprah Winfrey's ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women aren't spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfrey's ass. Caitlin Moran

I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling. Paul Tagliabue

It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow - especially when they had to make all of our "We're 1" T-shirts. Jimmy Fallon

Of course I have the license to make up things, but I think a lot of what's written about China is misleading, and most Americans don't know much about China, in-depth, even though China is such a crucial business partner, rival, whatever. Anchee Min

I've never been to China. I only know what the West is telling me about China. Ayshay

China - if you think about what is the character of China, it's enormous scale. It's bigness. Zhang Xin

I buy some art but I don't like to talk about it. China Chow

By about the year 2000 Communist China will be a "superpower" built by American technology and skill. Antony C. Sutton

Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations. P. J. O'Rourke

China is very concerned about the Iranian nuclear issue. Li Zhaoxing



Funny Quotes About China, Ancient China Philosophy, Ancient China Quotes, Capitalistic china Quotes, China culture Quotes, China Pollution, China Quotes, China travel Quotes, Communist China Quotes, Fine China Quotes, Hetalia China, World Conquer China, China And India Quotes, China And Japan Quotes, Made In China Quotes, Pollution in China Quotes, Rise Of China Quotes, Trade with China Quotes, Great Wall Of China Quotes, Funny Quotes About,