Funny Quotes About Being a Parent



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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson
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Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. Ed Asner
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. Laurence J Peter
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Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. Peter Ustinov
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Phyllis Diller
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I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. Anne Lamott
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
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Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them. Bill Ayers
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There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage. Bill Cosby
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Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die. And then some. Mum, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mum. Christopher Titus
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Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. Mignon Mclaughlin
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It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be. Homer
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot. Adam Sandler
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Being a parent wasn't just about bearing a child. It was about bearing witness to its life. Jodi Picoult
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I know I'm always going to be a musician, for the rest of my life. That's for sure. It's about how you balance between being a musician and being a parent, and making it intertwined. Billie Joe Armstrong
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All parents are concerned about their children's well-being. As a parent of three kids, I'm very concerned about their well-being. Tom Brady
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