Funny Parenting Quotes


Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them. Bill Ayers

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Ray Romano

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children. King Edward VIII

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants. William Shakespeare

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough. E W Howe

Children keep us in check. Their laughter prevents our hearts from hardening. Their dreams ensure we never lose our drive to make ours a better world. They are the greatest disciplinarians known to mankind. Queen Rania Of Jordan

(24/7) once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer. Jodi Picoult

Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. Mignon Mclaughlin

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. Ray Romano

The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. Benjamin Spock

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. Ben Berger

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. Erma Bombeck

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Josh Billings

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke

You see much more of your children once they leave home. Lucille Ball

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby

It's not only children who grow. Parents do too... Joyce Maynard

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller

It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be. Homer



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