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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault
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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them. Virginia Woolf
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All diseases run into one, old age. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese Luis Bunuel
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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It's a funny old world. Margaret Thatcher
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Bill Vaughan
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do. Golda Meir
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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. Hy Gardner
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld
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One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. William Feather
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The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. Madeleine L'Engle
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier
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Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. Margaret Fuller
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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. Jim Eason
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Anthony
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