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Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be tried. Thomas Jefferson
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Invention strictly speaking, is little more than a new combination of those images which have been previously gathered and deposited in the memory; nothing can come from nothing. Joshua Reynolds
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New inventions can and will be made; however, nothing new can be thought of that concerns moral man. Everything has already been thought and said which at best we can express in different forms and give new expressions to. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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No one can see ahead three years, let alone five or ten. Competition, new inventions - all kinds of things - can change the situation in twelve months. Thomas Rowe Price, Jr.
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One way to think about play, is as the process of finding new combinations for known things-combinations that may yield new formsof expression, new inventions, new discoveries, and new solutions....It's exactly what children's play seems to be about and explains why so many people have come to think that children's play is so important a part of childhood-and beyond. Fred Rogers
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We believe that if men have the talent to invent new machines that put men out of work, they have the talent to put those men back to work. John F Kennedy
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We don't need new discoveries or new inventions to reverse this trend. We have the tools at our disposal to reverse it. All we need is the motivation, the opportunity and the willpower to do what needs to be done. ...With this report, we have a very solid road map that we need to make these goals real, to solve this problem within a generation. Michelle Obama
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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? Ogden Nash
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Surely the Shadowhunter community must honor you and hold you in high esteem as a gentleman who has truly advanced their race. No, Henry said sadly. Mostly they wish that I would stop suggesting new inventions and cease setting fire to things. Cassandra Clare
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Oscar Wilde
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Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. Oprah Winfrey
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Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. John Selden
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Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. Dave Beard
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Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that. Judith Crist
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But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. Andre Gide
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The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. W H Auden
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What business has science and capitalism got, bringing all these new inventions into the works, before society has produced a generation educated up to using them! Henrik Ibsen
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Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child. Gail Sheehy
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The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn. Hartley Coleridge
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May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! Aleister Crowley
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