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If the government objects to monopoly prices for new inventions, it should stop granting patents. Ludwig Von Mises
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Every new invention has been a protest of genius against the masses. Adolf Hitler
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Creative arts, new inventions, and new ideas spring from those blessed with imagination, and magic stimulates imagination. It is no coincidence that many artists, writers, and dancers are interested in magic. Vivianne Crowley
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Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. All my money has been invested into experiments with which I have made new discoveries enabling mankind to have a little easier life. Nikola Tesla
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. Zach Galifianakis
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What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?" Jon Stewart
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution. Jay Leno
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The great creators - the thinkers, the artists, the scientists, the inventors - stood alone against the men of their time. Every great new thought was opposed. Every great new invention was denounced. The first motor was considered foolish. The airplane was considered impossible... But the men of unborrowed vision went ahead. They fought, they suffered and they paid. But they won. Ayn Rand
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I invented nothing new. I simply combined the inventions of others into a car. Had I worked fifty or ten or even five years before, I would have failed. Henry Ford
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And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been Rainer Maria Rilke
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May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! Aleister Crowley
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This bright new year is given me William Arthur Ward
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This bright new year is given me To live each day with zest To daily grow and try to be My highest and my best! William Arthur Ward
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Mark Twain
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Of all my inventions, I liked the phonograph best Thomas A Edison
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