Funny Moments Quotes


The moment somebody says "this is very risky" is the moment it becomes attractive to me. Kate Capshaw

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. Lew Wallace

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. Amy Sedaris

In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite. David Coleman

Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture. Simon Pegg

It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. Karen Marie Moning

I wouldn't overall say that The Diagnosis it's a funny book. I would say that it has comic moments. It's a modern tragedy. Alan Lightman

Reynie's fce fell. 'It's not funny, Kate.' For a moment - a fleeting moment - Kate looked desperately sad. 'Well, of course it's not funny, Reynie Muldoon. But what do you want me to do? Cry? Trenton Lee Stewart

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. Oscar Wilde

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt Darynda Jones

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone. Erma Bombeck

There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before - I won't compare it to sex, but it lasts longer. Paul Mccartney

Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay Harlan Coben

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial. Taylor Swift

It's funny because when Jason [Statham] was drowning I was filming with an iPhone. It may have been a bit insensitive but I just thought, "you know what, this was a magic moment". And I couldn't help him anyway because I didn't want to drown. Sylvester Stallone

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. Benjamin Franklin

So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.' Russell Howard

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. Chelsea Handler

Some of the funniest things are just situations in life that are funny. The way people interact. People describing their first kiss with someone, to me, is really funny. When someone goes into detail about each moment of that, I really find that enjoyable to listen to. Nathan Fielder



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