Funny Life Sucks


God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, "I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me." Bill Maher

When life sucks, throw yourself into art. Monica Drake

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it does'! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. Louis C K

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt Darynda Jones

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse ... I'll win, I always win ... Ellen Pompeo

Of course it hurts", she grumbled, tipping my head further back. "Life sucks. Get over it Sarah Dessen

Life sucks, and then you die... Stephenie Meyer

Whenever life sucks, remember you're going to die someday. Oscar Wilde

Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way. Axl Rose

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose Fred Allen

My life sucks when I'm only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it's really like, I'd probably jump off a bridge. Becca Fitzpatrick

My life sucks when I'm only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it's really like, I"d probably jump off a bridge. Becca Fitzpatrick

The world's bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you ca' wait to die. Ted Dekker

Software sucks because users demand it to. Nathan Myhrvold

Any day above ground is a good one. Donald E. Williams, Jr.

Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes Luigi Pirandello

Happily ever after?" "If justice doesn't triumph and love doesn't make the circle in entertainment fiction, what's the point? Real life sucks too often. Nora Roberts

Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation Bertrand Russell

Single life is so overrated. It sucks. Rihanna



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