Funny Life Quotes to Live By

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The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. Plutarch

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change. John Cleese

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. Wayne Dyer

Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it? Edna Ferber

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones

Don't take life too seriously. RuPaul

A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed. George Carlin

Prepare to live by all means, but for Heaven's sake do not forget to live. Arnold Bennett

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. Ayn Rand

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. W C Fields

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre

I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life. Will Ferrell

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. Robert Jones Burdette

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time. T S Eliot

The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization. Karen Horney

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