Funny Life Quotes to Live By










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The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. Plutarch
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change. John Cleese
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. Wayne Dyer
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones
Don't take life too seriously. RuPaul
A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed. George Carlin
Prepare to live by all means, but for Heaven's sake do not forget to live. Arnold Bennett
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. W C Fields
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. Robert Jones Burdette
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization. Karen Horney