Funny Leaving Job Quotes


If the audience are leaving in ambulances, you know you've done a good job John Peel

This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs. Dan Quayle

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. Jerry Coleman


I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. Bob Hope

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond. Ambrose Bierce

You never know when a new job isn't going to pan out, or circumstances change, and you'll want to return to your previous company. I myself have done this. While being a hothead about leaving a job may seem satisfying at the time, it's just not very likely to serve you well in the long-run. Alexandra Levit

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. George Sanders

It is our job to listen to God and let Him tell us what is going on and what we are to do about it - leaving the rest to Him to work out according to His knowledge and will, not ours. Joyce Meyer

My first professional job was appearing in a disastrous theatre production of Oh, What a Lovely War in Leicester Rep, shortly after leaving Cambridge. Eric Idle

By definition, half the people leaving the courtroom are unhappy. Any good judge can make more than half the people unhappy. The job is not to make people like you or make people think you're their friend. Steven Pacey

After leaving law school, I intentionally said that I never wanted to hold a job more than six years. Alphonso Jackson

I got a job immediately after leaving high school; I was lucky - three dollars a week and all I could eat, working on a vegetable truck. Ernest Borgnine

It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else. Barbara Kingsolver

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. Twyla Tharp

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. Steven Wright

Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster. Tina Fey

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in." Henny Youngman

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. Groucho Marx



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