Funny Leaving Job Quotes



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If the audience are leaving in ambulances, you know you've done a good job John Peel
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DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. Terry Pratchett
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This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs. Dan Quayle
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb
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Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond. Ambrose Bierce
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Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. Bob Hope
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Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. George Sanders
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After leaving law school, I intentionally said that I never wanted to hold a job more than six years. Alphonso Jackson
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I got a job immediately after leaving high school; I was lucky - three dollars a week and all I could eat, working on a vegetable truck. Ernest Borgnine
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It is our job to listen to God and let Him tell us what is going on and what we are to do about it - leaving the rest to Him to work out according to His knowledge and will, not ours. Joyce Meyer
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It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else. Barbara Kingsolver
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Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. Twyla Tharp
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. Steven Wright
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster. Tina Fey
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. Groucho Marx
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Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.' Dave Chappelle
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No one's dream job involves a kiosk. Damien Fahey
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
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I hope and pray that mother nature is leaving us alone to get on with the job of cleaning up and recovering from this event. Anna Bligh
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There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, a relationship is over - and to let go. It means leaving what's over without denying its value. Ellen Goodman
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