Funny Hat Quotes



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Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana? Henny Youngman

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that. Milton Jones

If you decide to do Hamlet in a funny hat staged in a ruined factory, it doesn't make you Shakespeare. William Monahan

Always drink upstream from the herd. Will Rogers

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody Allen

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. Fred Allen

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. Henry David Thoreau

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. P. J. O'Rourke

A broad hat does not always cover a venerable head. Thomas Fuller

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat. Reza Aslan

Cracking the Ice scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner. Gregory Neri

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. Jay Crownover

Every man is important is he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. Gilbert K Chesterton

When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather. Oona Chaplin

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way. Dave Barry

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. Fred Allen

Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau. Andy Kindler

Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. Gilbert K Chesterton

It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah sweater and a red hat, and it's one of my favorite looks, even still. Dawn Olivieri

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