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Morality sticks faster when presented in brief sayings than when presented in long discourse. Anonymous
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[Proverbs] are short sayings made out of long experience. Zora Neale Hurston
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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault
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People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player. Sheryl Crow
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Don't you go believing in sayings, Picotee: they are all made by men, for their own advantages. Women who use public proverbs as a guide through events are those who have not ingenuity enough to make private ones as each event occurs. Thomas Hardy
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A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity. His most gaudy sayings and doings seldom deceive them... H L Mencken
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Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy. Neil Gaiman
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof. Roseanne Barr
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If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein
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I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift. Niecy Nash
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller
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