Funny Crow Sayings


A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player. Sheryl Crow

~Wyatt [my adopted son] is definitely all mine. Little souls find their way to you whether they're from your womb or someone else's.~ Sheryl Crow

Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy. Neil Gaiman

People go through challenging moments of losing people and of having their life threatened from illness and real grief. But they get through it. And that's the testament to the human spirit and it's -we are fragile, but we also are divine. Sheryl Crow

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Oscar Wilde

Women are cursed, and men are the proof. Roseanne Barr

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift. Niecy Nash

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. Ed Wynn

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny Nora Dunn



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