Funny Cat in the Hat Quotes


Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit." (Talon) Sherrilyn Kenyon

Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.' (Talon) Sherrilyn Kenyon

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. Andre Norton

We looked! Then we saw him Step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Cat in the Hat! Dr. Seuss

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. John Weitz

The cat is, above all things, a dramatist. Margaret Benson

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. Carl Van Vechten

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value. Geoffrey Household

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Garrison Keillor

What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. Rodney Dangerfield

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie. Dennis Miller

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. William S Burroughs

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. Paul Gray

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. Roger Caras

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. George Mikes

I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat. Lawrence Block

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone



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