Funny Break Up


Love: a grave mental disease. Plato

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. Ron Atkinson

Breaking up is a natural evolution when you try to figure out what you want in life. Usher

If you say, I love you, then you have already fallen in love with language, which is already a form of break up and infidelity. Jean Baudrillard

From an angel's wings to a fallen star, God makes everything but unbreakable hearts. Jessica Andrews

Learn the rules, break the rules, make up new rules, break the new rules. Marvin Bell

Irony won't save you from anything; humour doesn't do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn't matter how brave you are, or how reserved, or how much you've developed a sense of humour, you still end up with your heart broken. That's when you stop laughing. Michel Houellebecq

My view is that one should not break up a winning combination. Richard M. Nixon

Families break up when they get hints you don't intend and miss hints that you do. Robert Frost

I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft. Steve Ballmer

When I first went on tour with PJ in '98, I was still in shock having gone through the Soundgarden break up. Matt Cameron

I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper. Simon Cowell

Who is ever adequate? We all create situations each other can't live up to, then break our hearts at them because they don't. Elizabeth Bowen

Drugs ruin peoples lives, break up families and have disastrous effects on our communities. Adam Rickitt

So is it over is this really it You've given up so easily I thought you loved me more than this Adele

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck. Elvis Presley

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. Tommy Bolt

I don't break up, I trade up Emily Giffin

There's moments where I want to break down and cry, but not give up. Ashlee Simpson

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. Katharine Hepburn



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