Funny Break Up



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The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Nikolai Gogol
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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. Cher
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. Amy Schumer
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. Rita Rudner
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker
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It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. Peter Dinklage
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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. Oscar Wilde
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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Bess Myerson
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It's sad when people break up. Pete Townshend
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Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. L Frank Baum
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My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take. Chelsea Handler
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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Alfred Lord Tennyson
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. Gwyneth Paltrow
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It's not Spring Break until somebody dies! Daniel Tosh
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If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck. Elvis Presley
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Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively. Dalai Lama
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If you go by other people's opinions or predictions, you'll just end up talking yourself out of something. If you're running down the track of life thinking that it's impossible to break life's records, those thoughts have a funny way of sinking into your feet. Carl Lewis
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Break up the printing presses and you break up rebellion. Dudley Nichols
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Men are a luxury, not a necessity. Cher
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