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In Donald Trump, you have someone who will bring real change to Washington, D.C. He's a bold leader. He's distinctly American. He doesn't play by the old-fashioned rules. He's going to Washington, D.C., break up the status quo, and I believe get this economy moving again and have America standing tall in the world. Mike Pence

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Nikolai Gogol

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. Cher

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. Amy Schumer

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin

The status quo sucks. George Carlin

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. Rita Rudner

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" on your heart. Wiz Khalifa

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. Peter Dinklage

Nothing could be easier than disturbing a status quo instituted by others; the real work of the sinister current is to break the rules we rigidly establish for ourselves. Zeena Schreck

If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A A Milne

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Bess Myerson

It's sad when people break up. Pete Townshend

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. L Frank Baum

The youth should come together to challenge the status quo. They must not give up. Wole Soyinka

The job isn't to catch up to the status quo; the job is to invent the status quo. Seth Godin

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. Oscar Wilde

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take. Chelsea Handler



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