Funny Break Up Quotes to Boyfriend


My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take. Chelsea Handler

It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away Ben Harper

Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends Ben Harper

I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to Matt Nathanson

We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for Michael Tolcher

It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with. Fergie

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Bess Myerson

I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend. Margot Robbie

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner

Stones taught me to fly, love taught me to lie, life taught me to die, so it's not hard to fall when you flow like a cannonball Damien Rice

You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over Dessa Darling

It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you Michael Tolcher

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday Michael Tolcher

I don't really like to write anywhere but my own apartment. I send a lot of text messages to myself as email when I'm not at home. My texts are usually like, "If I ever break up with my boyfriend I want to date a very angry rapper." Chelsea Martin

I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take James Blunt

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up. Perry Brass

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Rodney Dangerfield

I love having a boyfriend but need to be secure on my own first. Demi Lovato

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief Stephen Kellogg

I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you? Jennifer Nettles



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